40+ Jokes Grandkids Will Love
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus!
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
What did one hat say to the other?
Stay here, I'm going on ahead.
Why don't some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don't work out!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together.
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
A labracadabrador.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
A blood orange.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it felt crummy.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner's on me.
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
"Supplies!"
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
What do you call a factory that makes good products?
A satisfactory.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.
What did the banana say to the dog?
Nothing, bananas can't talk!
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
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